So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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