My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's always time for handjobs
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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