I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
smell my finger.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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