: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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