Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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