can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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