school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Even my vagina gasped.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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