4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
