I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't deserve a penis
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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