hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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