your room smells of hookers.
And success
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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