i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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