So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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