the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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