so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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