Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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