If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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