party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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