I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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