yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
ttyl tear gas
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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