there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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