my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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