Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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