I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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