What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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