just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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