dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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