BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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