MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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