So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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