Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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