Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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