How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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