your room smells of hookers.
And success
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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