Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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