Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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