I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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