how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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