Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
they need to just BURY HIM!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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