I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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