That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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