So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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