Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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