my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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