If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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