this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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