It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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