i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I need to calm my uterus...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
