Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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