I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
