Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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