There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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