your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
tell me about the eggs
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