I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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