Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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